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Thursday, 30 September 2010

Halo: Reach







The Great Journey, Ends Here…..
Game: Halo Reach
Age rating: 16
Consoles: Xbox 360.
Realese date: September, 14, 2010

Halo. The moment the name is uttered, you instantly jump to the game instead of that golden ring over the angels head. But why? It changed the way we looked at the fps genre. It gave us two guns instead of a hundred. It made us choose a different strategy each time we played the same level on a higher difficulty. In short it has grown from a simple video game, into a cultual phenomon. And now Bungie has passed the torch to 343 Studios. But not before giving out one last hurrah in the form of Halo Reach. But is it any good?. I’m here to find out.

Plot:
The battle of reach was a major event in the halo universe. The planet was the last stand between earth and the covernant and also was were the spartan soldiers (The program that turned six year olds into battle hardened soldiers and spat out the Master Chief along with Noble Six) the entire planet was glassed and the Master Chief was forced to flee to the stars starting of the events of the first Halo game: Combat Evolved.
You are Noble Six. A spartan assasin/commando, who is sent to replace a dead spartan in Noble Team. The team is informed that a communication beacon has gone down and that terriorists are responsible. But when the team investigates, they discover something much worse…
The plot isn’t as good as the first halo, but it sure does beat the other game plots in the series. It is full of emotion and can more or less cause tears in even the most steel hearted gamer.This plot is also fantastic because it is able to draw you in, even though you know right at the start you are going to fail. Of course there is one problem. There was humor in the last games, but in this prequel you are not going to laugh much. Even the little high piched squeks of the grunts, which caused many a gamer to chuckle, has been changed into a Darth Vader like rasp. This possibly isn’t too bad though. The plot is meant to be dark, so that point might be a bit pathetic. Still, combat evolved managed to cause fear near the end, which is something Reach can sadly, not achieve.
10
Gameplay:

Now obvously there is a problem with the halo gameplay problem I must adress. Bungie has given so many new stuff it just can’t give anything else out. So what does it do?
Simple. It upgrades all the old stuff around into something spectacular.
First off, weapons. Some have been changed to be more similar to the first games weapons. The Assualt Rifle is more similar to the Halo Combat Evolved rifle. It is easier to control the gunfire, allowing you to make short controlled burts. The Pistol is once again a powerful weapon, that can take down most enemies. Of course it isn’t to powerful. It has been made slightly weaker, but not too weak.
Some new weapons have been added to the armoury. These include the DMR, a fantastic new weapon that is reinvetion of the battle Rifle form halo 3. It fires a single powerful bullet that can instantly kill an unshielded enemy if you hit them in the head. And the plasma launcher locks on to a target and then fires severall plasma grenades at them.
Unfourtantly there are some weapons and vehicles that where never needed in the first place. The plasma reapeter is just a larger version of the plasma rifle. The Revenant is the same as the ghost, only it has a weaker wraith mortar on the top. In the end, I feel the game could have done without these additons. They just make the game feel bloated.
Of course Loadouts are awesome. They keep Gameplay interesting by letting you fly or turning you invisble. They allow a gamer to play by there streanghs, so if you are one of those people who like to get an assasination, simply select the invisiblty loadout and stab your enemies face in (oh yeah, now you are able to do more humilating moves on the enemy!). Of course I don’t like the fact that you can’t customize the weapons. It does seem strange that the stealthy guy gets a grenade launcher, while the sprinter gets a DMR.
Multiplayer is something special. There are the classic modes:
Slayer
King of the Hill
Infection
Etc
And a new mode, Invasion, that pits spartan against elite in a battle to the death. Of course it is just brutal fun. One side has to get the core of an enemies base and one side protects the core. Of course explosions, stabbing, gunfire and lots of blood spilling follow soon after.
Finally campaign. The AI is fantastic, but unfourtantly your team members can be a bit dim. Multiple times, the sniper killed me while taking down an elite. This is something I havent seen in a halo game before. But the problem only occurs rarely.
I would give it a 10.

Music, sound effects and acting.
The music in the Halo games has always been beatiful. It is fast, slow, loud, quiet, happy, sad, creepy, funny. In short it portrays the mood you are supposed to be feeling. If you are fighting a last stand Marty gives off a slow tune before making it action packed and loud!
The acting is just as realistic as it was in the last few halo games. The actors add a sense of belivebilty to the characters, and they really provoke an emotion from the player.
The sound effects are even better than the last few halo games. Plasma weapons are alien and strange, while human weapons are realistic and pack a punch.
In the end halo is just a beatifully composed game. And it is all because of Marty O Donnel. If he wasn’t on the game, the music and sound would be horrible. It deserves a 10

Graphics:
Lets face it, Halo has never had good graphics.
1: Looked like a ps1 game
2: had a leather like texture to it.
3: very pointy faces and clothes.
But reach?
It’s never going to be as good looking as gears of war or Call of duty, but it is….
Quite beatiful.
Things look a lot more realistic. And things look a lot more awesome.
Spartans are strong super soldiers, elites are frighting Aliens and enviorments are well..
One point I was looking at the snowy mountains on the planet. It was cool, and almost looked like something out of a nature show. Then I got run over by a grunt. And the realistc blood splatters didn’t ruin the mood.
In the end all the other halo games look terrible. In fact I couldn’t believe what I was looking at when I fired Reach up.
10

Conclusion: when I was seven years old, when you where a teenager who was getting ready for college, or when you where getting your first job, we where all informed that we where just getting started. And by god was that right.
But it’s been 9 long years. Now I’m going to college and you are probably are working a fantastic job, or you now have a wife/husband and kids. Our lives have changed. We have grown up. And now we have to wave goodbye to halo. We have had a great 9 years but it had to come to an end.
Of course you want to know if reach is any good. My opinion?
Yes you will have a blast regardless of the fact you have never played a halo game or have played every single halo game.
In the end Halo Reach has proven that the series will never die. It is just missing in action.
Farewell Halo. Thanks for a truly spectacular video game.
Diamond.

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Updates.

I am so sorry for the reach delay. College has taken away most of my time, but it should be out by the end of the week.

I'm also making a new comedy video for my you tube channel. But first I have to finish off my pepukura armour. This involves putting the pieces together and then Making them stronger, And then Painting them. I don't know when it will be oout but hopefully soon.

Well thanks for waiting.

bye :)

Saturday, 11 September 2010

Spider-man Shattered Dimensions

Finally it's here! But was the wait worth it?
Lets find out True Believers!!

Plot:
This is a very comic bookie plot.
After shattering the tablet of order and chaos, 4 Spiderman are sent to Find the pieces. But mysterio Wants those pieces two as he can now use real magic powers not special effects.
Noir, 2099, ultimate, and amazing all band together to save there universes before the tablet destroys them all.
Mysterio seems to be the main bad guy a lot.
The plot sounds good. but there isn't much two it. Not good, but not bad either.
5

Gameplay:
Well it's actually very good. Combos are easy to pull off, and levels are awesome. The wall crawling isn't good. but everything else is great, not to mention awesome unlocks like costumes and concept art.
Levels could be better. They are a great but....they repeat.
Do some stuff, fight boss, do more stuff, fight boss, boss uses tablet becomes more powerful, fight him you win. Only the final level gets rid of this.
Boss fights are cool though.
Each spidey plays differently but it is amazing how they got each one so right.
Amazing: he uses web attacks and is the most well rounded. awesome quips and satisfying combat.
Ultimate uses Attacks that slaughter enemies. He has rage mode and over cool abilities.
2099: has a special ability to slow down time and make combat easier and to dodge incoming weapons. He also has some awesome free fall sections.
Noir: uses stealth and can stay stealthy in the shadows.

there are also some awesome first person sections. they show points of interest and also allow you to smack them up good. but they can be difficult to get a hand of.
unfortunately the targeting is that good in this. If you want to throw a barrel or web zip to an enemy be prepared for the game to get confused and the complete opposite.

predictable levels don't ruin this. but the targeting can be annoying.
awesome game play saves this tough. just.
8

Graphics:
All 4 spider-men have different gameplay mechanics but also have different looking levels:
Amazing: looks like an old comic book, as a similarity to borderlands only there is this grainy texture.
Ultimate: has a colourful and cartoonish look to his universe.
Noir: has an old 40s film look to it complete with very few colours, and a grainy texture.
2099: has the most realistic looking of the bunch, but with colder colours.
Overall the graphics in these universes are amazing and I like every one of them. but there are some problems. Wall crawling is horrible, but it is even more horrible when the game doesn't tell you what you can crawl on. I spent ages on noirs levels trying to crawl some walls and found out that building wall wasn't supposed to be crawled on. Also characters hands can sometimes get stuck in objects. Just play the sandman level and you will see.
9


Music:
only a few songs from the 2099 campaign are memorable. But that doesn't mean it is bad music.
4

voice acting & sound effects
First voice acting
Amazing: Neil Patrik Harris. New animated series. CGI series.
Noir: Animated series.
Ultimate: Josh Keaton. Spectacular spider-man.
2099: Dan Gilvezan .Spider-man and his amazing Friends.
They all did the voice of spidey in these respected TV shows. When they return there voices scream spider man. other voice actors come to take the turn at famous characters like kraven. All in all this acting is amazing.
The sound effects are also quit brilliant with some returning from web of shadows.
all in all, magical.
5

4+5=9

If there had been more polish this would have been a better game. But I forgive beebox. They have done what arkham did. Take the characters strength and put them in a video game. Well done beebox. Is there going to be a sequel?
GOLD!!

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Don't make a promise you can't keep

Beebox said Spidey would come out on Tuesday the 7Th of September.
It is actually the 9Th.
You jerks.

so I thought what over promises have never been actually answered?
Duke Nukem. Obama. The war will end. etc etc.

So why can't we hold up promises?

Sometimes, the promises are to big that you realize it will be impossible to fulfill them.
Sometimes it is because you never meant to fulfill them in the first place.
Sometimes you D- I mean mess around with your promise that you end up failing the person(s).

why can't we stop? well it is human nature. You forget sometimes.

but it could be you just want power. Obama knew he couldn't fulfill some of his promises. So he lied a bit.

In Fable III you become the king halfway through but to become king you must have followers. And like the politicians you will make some bad promises and some good promises. And you can't fulfill them all. You become hated. But you had good intentions.

I've veered of course here but now I might forgive beebox. Perhaps they just didn't have the time to release the game world wide on the same day.
And the guys working on Duke Nukem wanted you to have a perfect game.

See I guess that you should be careful with promises. Make small ones. Not big ones.

So I forgive you beebox. The game had better be good though. I will have a fit if I have to play another bad spidey game.

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Spiderman: shatterd dimensions.

It's finally here. Spider man is back and is his new game good?





I HAVE NO DAMN IDEA!!

7th of september. the 7th. That is when it comes out universally. But no it is actually coming out on a friday for Us brits.

F£$% YOU BEEBOX!! YOU LIED TO US!!

Now I have to wait till sunday. How brilliant. How Bloody brilliant!!

Thanks bee box. You have ruined my faith in you!!

Gears of war 2

Gears of war 2. Bigger. Badder. Ballsier. 3 words that explain gears 2. All those words explain in great detail but cliffy b left something out. More or less......the same. But more refined.

Plot:
It's winter on the planet serra. The locust have began fighting back, after the COG dealt a devastating blow to them with the light mass bombing. realising the only way to beat them is to take them head on, Chairman prescott orders the gears to dig down to the locust stronghold. Meanwhile Dom continues the search for marie.
Diffrent right? Wrong. It follows the same formula as the last.

Tutorial. Cogs attack locust head on. Suceed. Oh wait you failed. go get more data. Attack again. Fight boss. Yay you win.

futhermore, the game asks more questions than it answers.
SPOILERS!! SPOILERS!!

What the hell are these things in the tanks?
Are the locust human?

These the only ones I can say really.

SPOILERS END!! SPOILERS END!!

Gears 3 promises to answer some of the questions. Some. Greaaaaat.

The dialog is cheesy at the first half. when you get baird on your team. It stops. Almost. It does ruin it slightly.

The good stuff? Well there is more detail in the plot, and it does have better emotinal connection to the COGS.
Marias story also helps. Despite the fact people hate this plot and thinks it crops up too much.... I think it's good. it pops up at the right moment and when you do find maria you will choke up a bit. Some great acting. it isnt the best but it is good enough.
8
Gameplay
Gears was great. But unfourtanly the cover wasn't great and the AI sssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkked. In this it is improved. a bit.
AI first. It is smarter. if youre in a fight they will fight as real soldiers. they will resurecet you when youre down. But they can sometimes be stupid and just get themselves killed.
Cover is a lot better. It's fluent, fast, but you can sometimes screw up. Rarely. In gears 3 the cover will be perfect hopefully.

Multiplayer? Great. There isn't anything new here exept horde. the action is fast paced in all modes but horde is truly spectacular.
Using teamwork, you fight against 50 waves of incoming locust. who get tougher after every 10 waves. If you don't fight together? you die. The mode has been copied and improved in diffrent games:
Halo: firefight
Transformers WFC: can't remeber what its called i'm afaid but it is cool.
Army of two: The 40th day: A mode where only two of you fight against wave after wave of enemys.
So really a perfect 10.

music: Is the same. But loses that oompth.
4
Voice acting and sound:
the voice acting is great. The actors are all brilliant with there characters. And the guns sound much more realistic.
5
=
9


Looking back I feel gears of war should have gotten a silver.
but to late now. Gears 2 is brilliant. but not many new features have been added. That is being saved for 3. And to be honest with you? I think I smell a diamond.
But for now gears 2 gets a gold.

Monday, 6 September 2010

College

Good news sucide fans! a new review tommorow. Hopefully.
Bad news! for you. I'm going to college so less time to play, review and post my reviews. but here is the formula. do my homework then play games.
Stick to it my freinds! thanks for a wonderful time off.