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Friday, 23 July 2010

NEIL PATRRICK HARRIS IS VOICEING AMZING SPIDEY!



Neil Patrrick Harris is voicing the amazing spider-man in shattered dimensions.
He voiced peter in the new animated series.
Okay no Rino Romenao, but Neil was my second best actor. Perfect actor for the role

Thursday, 22 July 2010

ALL SPIDEYS CONFIRMEND!

Spidey 2099 faces scorpion and hobgoblin, and is voiced by the guy who worked on amazing spidey and his freinds.
Spider-man noir faces vultre, hammer head and green goblin while being voiced by the
animated spiderman tv show
web head himself wh faces kraven and juggernaut
and.....


brace your self...............
















ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN IN A BLACK SUIT!!!!
voiced by the guy who worked on spectacular spidey, is fighting dead pool and carnage. Using his black suit, he can destroy his enemies. Cool right?

only one question remains....who voices amazing spidey? well it has to be rino romeno. He is the best. The only one who can do the job. Please?

but what do you think? anygood? comment or speak to me on facebook.

4th spidey

The new spidey game shattered dimensions is going back to the roots of the old PS1 game. I won't go into to much detail, but after an object keeping the dimensions together is destroyed Our friendly neighbourhood spider-man, our friendly crime city spider-man, our friendly future imperfect spider-man and a newly announced spidey must repair the pieces.

Well spidey, spidey noir, spidey 2099 are great characters but this new one?
wears a black suit that looks creepy. So it could either be the spidey character who didn't give up the black suit. Or the spidey who was consumed by the suit. Either way they where evil.

so..... are we playing as an evil hero? or someone new. Either way, Spidey shattered dimensions looks awesome

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

SPIDER-MAN: the video game

I must have been..... six or seven when one day I caught a glimpse of a small TV spot for a spidey game. And then it was gone. My dad had watched it as well and must have got some idea of the thing I wanted most in the world.
Time passed. and after snooping around for reasons I can't remember I found a game in a draw for the PS1. I asked my mother and father about the game. I can't remember what happened next but I have fond memory's of playing it the next day in a cloth spidey suit.

9 years. (sniff) I miss those days.......DAMN YOU MARVEL!! YOU KILLED SPIDER-MAN!!

Well It has been some time but I can remember both the PS1 version and the PC version which I brought after my beloved PS1 disc died. So let's take a trip down memory lane to the best superhero game ever. Except batman.

Plot
When a reformed Doctor Octavius new machine is stolen by Spider-man, he becomes public enemy number 1. But there is one problem......Peter Parker wasn't the one on stage! he witnessed his own superhero identity steal a machine? an impostor. So Peter dons the red and blue tights to find this Criminal, but a mysterious fog shrouds new york causing panic. But who is behind it?
fantastic. A real comic book plot. you know who is behind it but come on. It is the best spidey plot I have ever heard in a long time.

10

Graphics:

PS1: well.....there not good. For the time games like Lara croft kicked this in the ass. but they where some of the best on the PS1. Some characters looked okay and the animations where okay. my problem is the fact that some things are taken out. Black cat doesn't have a mask, and spidey has no lines .enviorments are the saviour of this really so a nice shiny 7

PC: okay better. But not much. The characters have all there details, and enviorments look much better. But the animations are worse. The hands POP! you see if spidey turns his fist into a open hand it POPS! not like the PS1 in which he opened his hand. Still it gets an 8

Game play

PS1 & PC: there are two attacks. Punch and kick. punch was faster but was weak, while kick was slower but stronger. You could do combo's but I think they basically did the damage of a three hit combo so they where only there to look cool. The web combos where awesome though. you could chain you're attacks to do some serious damage. There where also 5 web moves.

Web tie: tie an enemy up instead of beating him up. Web ball: fire a web ball to do some massive damage. Web shield: protect yourself, then knock enemies back. Web gloves: do extra punch damage. Web tug: pull an enemy towards you. If he hit you he would be knocked out, but you would lose health. However if you jumped he would hit whatever behind you.

Combat was easy. but spideys other powers? crawilng on walls was easy. jump on the wall and Viola! swinging? double tap jump or press the R2 button. The difficulties? easy, normal, and hard. There was a 4Th though called kid mode. When selected spidey, or black cat or venom or anyone would shout out kid mode. In kid mode you didn't lose webbing so much, and didn't lose webs swinging. It was easier than easy. Cool. Boss fights where awesome, and well missions where really fun. so a perfect....

...10!

Music & Voice acting: The acting is terrific. It's like the characters jumped of the page and voiced themselves in this awesome game! as for music well listen to these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqFpC4UBQQE&playnext_from=TL&videos=906aDzcxX0s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUCRaF4IOtk&playnext_from=TL&videos=-gXaUeXLvEI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7gNBzCpxdQ&feature=related

Crap right?

WRONG!! if you say it is, I am going to make myself a spidey suit and come over and punch you on the nose!! it fits spidey it sounds awesome listening to it and keeps the blood pumping

5

Sound effects: The webbing, the wall crawling, everything exept the cartoon punches rule. Better than the movie sound effects okay.

5

5+5 = 10

Unlockabels: this new feature covers the unlockables in a game. Well there is a lot. (Deep Breath)

Special comic covers, that can be viewed from the menu. In game cinematics, storyboards for every movie, Cheat codes, character bios, costumes, and of course chapter covers

....hufff......pufff.... oooohhhh jeez.......and challenges. awesome stuff.

10

I am really happy to say that this game, for both consoles gets a

DIAMOND!! YAHOO!!

SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN!! HAS A HYPTHEN IN IT FOR GODS SAKE!! YEAH HERE COMES THE SPIDER MAN!!

Monday, 19 July 2010

New Spider-man tp replace Peter Parker

Stephen Wacker has announced that Peter Parker will soon be replaced by a new younger spider-man. Bad idea. Bad, Bad, really Bad idea.

Would it be a good idea if superman was replaced by a younger character? no.
Would it be a good idea if hulk was replaced by someone younger? no.
So........WHY? well here's why:

"aahaHH wE aRe doinG thiSssss beCause.......... WE HAVE DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE WITH THE CHARACTER!!!!

Bull.
he hasn't got kids. he hasn't got a car. yeah I know the last example sucked but it's true. But most importantly? he's Peter Parker. He wasn't a handsome, muscular, figure who had girls pleading to spend one night with him and was universally loved ever since he was a kid.
He was scrawny. Unlucky. A geek. And only got his powers from something that should have killed him. we felt for him and he real emotions besides punch that, kick this.

the next one will be a football jock because if you make him a geek it will be the same thing.

lastly?
peter is spider-man. peter usd spidey as a way to show people his fun loving side.We grew up with him, and I really felt a connection with him in his stories.

What am I going to do if he gets replaced
to be honest I'll stop reading comics. AND COMMIT SUICIDE.......



.....by announcing war on marvel!! they aren't a comic company there a movie company now days!! If this happens please contact me as I will be trying to start a group. Thank you and goodnight. Or morning. Or afternoon. Depends.

Thursday, 15 July 2010

How it works

If you are new to the reviews Then you won't understand the scores very well.
Well here is a short guide to describe them to you.

Piece of Junk!!
1-3
if a game is truly bad, then it recieves this score. Stay away!

Bronze
4-5
It's not a good game. But it isn't bad either. Probably one that should rest in peace

Silver
6-7
a good game. But it can get boring quicky and takes some getting used to.

Gold
8-9
a great game. Won't get boring, but has some problems

Diamond
10
A brilliant game. none or very few problems. Up there with the best.

the review has to get most of these numbers to be scored.
example a review that gets more nines than any other number get's a gold.

also music and voice acting get the top mark of 5. I add them up at the end because they are in the same catergory: sound

I hope this guide helps

Wednesday, 14 July 2010


Transformers: The Game


When I was 13 I loved this game. Now I'm 16 and after playing War for Cybertron for days I came back to play it for a burst of memories. I wish I hadn't.


Plot

Two campaigns. One follows the movie, one different. That's it. Oh but it screws it up so much it basically starts going into a retarded song. Still at least there are 2. EXCEPT THERE S£$%. another thing is how the auto bots are portrayed. They are almost as bad as the deciptcons. They kill humans, destroy building's and don't really care about anybody except themselves. Except Sam
Score: 1


Graphics

The Character look good. The transformations are awesome. Some enviroments are good. But sadly the movements are mailto:s@~# humans look really dumb. It's a movie game, I know but still they really suck. Still at least there are realistic transformations.
Score: 5


Game Play

This is really unacceptable. The game play, is the worst in existent. Transforming is easy. Press Y. Not the left thumbstick by accident but Y. Only thing is, it takes ages and you can't change direction. Now let's talk forms.
Robots: They fire guns, and punch. It sucks. The guns don't do any damage so you have to get the crap beaten out of you, and the blocking doesn't help in any way. Melee is horrible. You can only do 3 attacks, no combos and worst of all, you can't change direction. That sucks because some enemies can dodge your moves leading your lumbering transformer to hit a building. plus the action zone pissed me off.
Because you can't leave that area, and if you do, there's only 20 seconds to get back, but you won't because you re a piece of paper blowing in the wind. You keep getting smacked back and it takes you ages to get back up.
The AI sucks. robots keep running in the buildings meaning you can't complete missions. For god sake's this is horrible.
Robot: You are too fast. You can't turn sharp corners. and the flying is so horrible that I almost had a fit. This is too bad. beyond belief. Urghh.
Score: 2


Voice acting
Peter Cullen and Frank Welker save this. The transformers are good, a bland. The humans. Megan Fox is a girly girl. Shia a retarded coward. oh god did I say Peter & Frank saved this? I'm an idiot.
Score: 1


Music
Kind of catchy. One good thing about this, is that it actually rivals the music in the movie. But it isn't the best I've heard.
Score: 4


Conclusion
This is bad. Beyond belief. I really feel suicidal. This is.......
A PIECE OF JUNK!!!
Well done transformers, you are the first game that got piece of junk!

Monday, 12 July 2010


Transformers: War For Cybertron

Set before the cartoons, comics and other media, WFC follows the decepticons and autobots as they fight for there world.

The Decepticons are trying to harness the power of dark energon and rule the world while the Autobots are trying to save there leader Zeta Prime.

overall it is a great story but the cut scenes are quick and don't give much info. Still it is loads better than the movies story.
8

Graphics
Overall the endowments are beautiful. We very rarely get to see Cybertron which is the home world of the transformers, but it is a very mechanical, alien world. It has a very peaceful quality to it with the soothing light's and very smooth structures, but is also scarred by war with rubble and dead body's everywhere. There isn't that much colour, except in the autobots, but that is how it should be.

The characters are detailed and there movements are very well done but I had some problems with it. I don't mind the pop in pop out graphics but look carefully at the transformers, there a bit oh I don't know.....BLURRY!

and also the transformations really annoyed me. The reason, is that the character models quickly pop and change. On some transformers you can clearly see that the transformers pop and change while on overs it's more difficult to notice but still, many studios actually tried to make it look accurate. Look at the really crap transformers movie game and you'll notice
8
Game play
Okay, problems first:


  1. There's no cover, I mean your a robot fighting over robots so it's like humans fighting humans. If they had cover this game would be easier and much cooler. I think the sequel should include this.

  2. Difficulty's are too high. Easy is okay but when you get to the end it just gets almost impossible.

  3. Not good enough customization for multiplayers characters. For one your basically playing as recoloured as autobots and decepticons. The weapons aren't also fair. For one the leader gets inaccurate weapons besides the smg and the really bad pistol. I really think he should have got the soldiers mini gun.

The good things are is that combat is fluent and effective, the transformations are fast and easy and the Special powers each character have are great, and well multiplayer is addictive. you will really enjoy this game as everything is very fast and fluent and like I said transformations are quick and easy and don't take long at all.


9


Sound Voice acting


Okay the voice acting is the best I have ever heard in a game, peter Cullen returns to voice optimus but over famous actors lend a new take on famous characters from megatron to bumble bee


5


music and sound effects


the music isn't 80's music and isn't Cartoon music. It's effective techno like rock that pumps the adrenaline and fits the game like a dream. The sound effects also resemble the effects from the movie which was amazing. This is a really special game.


5


Add these together and you get 10


This is a special transformer, shooter, action game but it could have been improved. The sequel may fix these but for now a shiny gold has been given to the transformers


History


The Transformers started off as a line of toys that could turn into trucks, cars, jets and guns. A hit in the 80's the toys hit the small screen and big screen along with numerous appearances in comics. After disappearing in the 90's, the 2007 transformer movie brought a new audience of children's and teenagers into the transformers saga. recently a new cartoon has been confirmed and will reunite the old cast of the 80's show.