Transformers: The Game

When I was 13 I loved this game. Now I'm 16 and after playing War for Cybertron for days I came back to play it for a burst of memories. I wish I hadn't.

Plot

Two campaigns. One follows the movie, one different. That's it. Oh but it screws it up so much it basically starts going into a retarded song. Still at least there are 2. EXCEPT THERE S£$%. another thing is how the auto bots are portrayed. They are almost as bad as the deciptcons. They kill humans, destroy building's and don't really care about anybody except themselves. Except Sam

Score: 1

Graphics

The Character look good. The transformations are awesome. Some enviroments are good. But sadly the movements are mailto:s@~# humans look really dumb. It's a movie game, I know but still they really suck. Still at least there are realistic transformations.

Score: 5

Game Play

This is really unacceptable. The game play, is the worst in existent. Transforming is easy. Press Y. Not the left thumbstick by accident but Y. Only thing is, it takes ages and you can't change direction. Now let's talk forms.

Robots: They fire guns, and punch. It sucks. The guns don't do any damage so you have to get the crap beaten out of you, and the blocking doesn't help in any way. Melee is horrible. You can only do 3 attacks, no combos and worst of all, you can't change direction. That sucks because some enemies can dodge your moves leading your lumbering transformer to hit a building. plus the action zone pissed me off.

Because you can't leave that area, and if you do, there's only 20 seconds to get back, but you won't because you re a piece of paper blowing in the wind. You keep getting smacked back and it takes you ages to get back up.

The AI sucks. robots keep running in the buildings meaning you can't complete missions. For god sake's this is horrible.

Robot: You are too fast. You can't turn sharp corners. and the flying is so horrible that I almost had a fit. This is too bad. beyond belief. Urghh.

Score: 2

Voice acting

Peter Cullen and Frank Welker save this. The transformers are good, a bland. The humans. Megan Fox is a girly girl. Shia a retarded coward. oh god did I say Peter & Frank saved this? I'm an idiot.

Score: 1

Music

Kind of catchy. One good thing about this, is that it actually rivals the music in the movie. But it isn't the best I've heard.

Score: 4

Conclusion

This is bad. Beyond belief. I really feel suicidal. This is.......

A PIECE OF JUNK!!!

Well done transformers, you are the first game that got piece of junk!